Quarantine Day 45

Today I got high and ate some blackberries. I realized that, while I’d tasted blackberries before, I’d never actually tasted blackberries. That’s when I understood that I had turned into a bear. I wasn’t worried because I knew I was only a bear on the inside and I would stop being a bear once I stopped tasting the blackberries.

I decided to make a parfait with the blackberries. It took me a very long time to open the bag of granola because bears really can only open packages with their claws and teeth and I don’t have claws and my teeth didn’t work. Then I realized that we had very little yogurt. It was basically granola and blackberries.

After lunch (wait, was that lunch?) I reopened the weed book of wisdom. I got this far before getting distracted by my own laughter.

When you really taste blackberries you become a bear.
I want to hug my sex toys.
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EXS
SEX
Tic-tac-toe!

Did I Bring Sex Toys to the People? You bet your plugged ass I did. And not only am I the president of Bringing Sex Toys to the People, I’m a client! THANK YOU to my P.I.M.P. for shipping me the hippo I became obsessed with this handy finger banging toy!