Quarantine Day 76

Last night the kids and I made S’mores over the fire pit so I spent today with melted marshmallow on my ass. I consulted Amir and he said this was neither a turn on or a turn off but somewhere in the middle so I left it there. I think his opinion changed mid-morning but my shower is still on the horizon.

I have to wait “up to 20 days” for my missing Lego piece and I’m struggling hard. Suddenly, playing Legos is the only thing I want to do. It’s all I can think to do, even though today was full of Bringing Sex Toys to the People and my three hour poetry Zoom. I’m three meetings away from the certificate I’ve been working towards since September. This week’s prompt is baseball. The poem I’m working on is about likening the groundskeepers during a Baltimore Orioles game when I was sixteen to ants having an orgy. No one will be surprised.

While I was in my Zoom, the kids “worked on cutting up Aubrey’s old socks.” They crafted puppets and wristbands.