I didn’t notice Linda Cardellini before Bloodline. When I saw her on that show I told Amir I’d found a woman he should have a crush on. I don’t know if he was suspicious or genuinely uninterested but his crush didn’t catch on. Turns out it was me who had a crush on her anyway.
Because I don’t know much about Linda Cardellini, I googled her and found the following evidence that we’re great for each other:
Linda was born in Redwood City, California. I live in California and I like redwoods.
She received her first starring role in 1996. I graduated high school in 1996, effectively receiving my first starring role in the drama that is Life.
Linda is 44 years old. 44 is my favorite number.
In 1994 she swindled The Price is Right out of a fireplace. Fuck The Price is Right. Fireplaces forever.
She was older than her character in Freaks and Geeks. I was too old to watch Freaks and Geeks.
She had a daughter in February 2012 with a man named Steve. I had a daughter in February 2012 with a man named Steve.
She hasn’t read Fifty Shades of Grey and neither have I.
She is happily partnered and so am I.
As anyone can see, it’s perfect.
*Title refers to My Rich and Complicated History with Christina Applegate
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