Sexy Egg Haikus

You fucking heard that right. I was inspired for reasons I will not note to craft a handful to egg-centric sexual haikus. It’s important that you know that these are shitty quick drafts and extremely well versed and provocative.

I crack and flow like
an undercooked egg, sticky
and ready to burn

I’ll whip you up and
Dress you up I’ll make you my
Paprika Devil

He said I should let
It get hot before I crack,
sizzle, and add cheese

Hardboiled like soft tits
Softening more with age, white
around pink nipples

Let me break your shell
easy, let me make you run
away, into me

I compared us to
A carton of eggs once. I
can’t remember why.

I should wash the pan
but I like resting in our
overexposed fire