30–Threw a party for myself at Alley Katz and three bands played in front of a banner of myself sitting in cake. I scattered the bar with Taboo condoms.
31–Arrived to my birthday brunch only to get a call that someone had busted through a wall at store and stolen 200K worth of porn.
38–Led my friend on a ten mile hike that was actually a mountain bike path where she got chiggers and almost died from heat exhaustion and I announced that I thought I should probably have sex with that guy Hoody, (not in that order.)
39–Repurposed the banner and threw a party for myself because I’d been hoping for years to be overseas on my birthday. Also pictured: that guy Hoody.
40–Made it to Greece! Kimonos and weed and cheese for breakfast and, you guessed it, that guy Hoody.
42–Got breakfast, cards, gifts, “homemade” brownies and Pound Puppies in bed from my kids and my fiancé, that guy Hoody.
Go forth and have a happy my birthday! HBD also to these two.
*I think this because every time anyone has a birthday my father takes a moment to share his own birthday memories.
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