1. Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick’s daughter is like a perfect combination of the two of them.
2. Why don’t we give Kevin Bacon more credit for being hot? I know he’s no Keanu Reaves, but he’s easily second best.
3. Did y’all know that Kansas City is in Missouri?
4. Do y’all know where Missouri is?
5. Did little circles always follow running players?
6. Snoop. Grooming a dog wearing sunglasses? Skechers?
7. Martha. “Get your feet off the desk”? Fucking hell you’re both perfect.
8. Does anyone know from where I can order plant based chicken wings with little plastic bones inside?
9. How many pads go into a football player’s football costume?
10. I want to be Bradley Cooper’s mom. Or at least have Bradley Cooper close to my vagina.
11. Lots of hyphenated last names on jerseys. I like it!
12. Where the fuck is Rhianna? Is it time to start running my bath?
13. I’m in love with Nick Bolton now.
14. She. Fucking, Claimed it.
*Unsure if I’m allowed to say Super Bowl
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